What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is money so stubborn?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a sad latte?