What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
Why is sand so optimistic?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?