What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?