What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
The dentist!
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which elf is the best singer?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?