Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?