Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?