Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What type of pasta helps you relax?