Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?