Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?