Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How does a pizza introduce itself?