Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do elves learn in school?