Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?