Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?