Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What birds make average students?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Did you know that felines don't bite?