Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How does a cow do math?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why should you not pamper a cow?