Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?