What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
I broke my finger!
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's black and white and red all over?