Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What bird is always sad?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's E.T. short for?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is the definition of Robin?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the beaver say to the tree?