What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are baseball games at night?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?