What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?