What is a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton!
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the spider so smart?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?