Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do you make a walnut laugh?