What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What vegetables make the best music?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?