What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do bees gossip?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?