What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?