How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are stones so good at music?
How can you farm during the winter?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?