Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?