What dance was the most popular in 1776?
The indepen-dance.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the cat so small?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?