How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call octopus twins?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do minions always put in their salads?