What British bugs are the best singers?
Beetles.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do you make antifreeze?