What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?