Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What animal has the most fun?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which former US President was always cold?