Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How does dinner smell?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?