When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is the strongest animal?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What sports are both plant-based?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where does a camper keep his money?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What nationality are most fish?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?