What's the most athletic footwear?
Tennis shoes.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?