What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?