Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is the smallest lion?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?