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Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?