What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What dog wears contact lenses?