Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?