Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call hiking college students?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?