What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?