Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a henway?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What vegetables make the best music?