What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What animal knows how to work a computer?