What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a table you can eat?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
When should you stop for a glow worm?