What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which plant has the best roar?