Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?