What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?