Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What is a robot's favorite snack?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the school bully have for lunch?