Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What condiment has wings?
What kind of ant is good at math?